Newcastle Brown Ale ”If We Made it”

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Droga5
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Year (Maybe)
2014

SUPER: Behind the scenes of the Mega Huge Football Game Ad Newcastle Brown Ale almost made.
SUPER: Which almost starred Anna Kendrick
I was really excited to make a BLEEP commercial with Newcastle but then turns out they don’t even have the money or permission to make a BLEEP commercial. They can’t even say the word BLEEP. It’s bleeped. I don’t even think they can say like BLEEP game. BLEEP game. I don’t think you can mention football like in any capacity. How are the BLEEP are you gonna make a BLEEP commercial without saying the words?
I was surprised that I even got offered the part, you know? Because i don’t think of myself as like beer-commercial-babe hot, you know? I mean, I’m hot, but like like approachable hot. Like-the-hottest-girl-in-your-improv-class hot. Lke hot to the kind of guys who like feel bad calling a girl hot. But like beer-commercial hot? Am I beer commercial hot? No. But I love a challenge.
I’ve done like indies and blockbusters, you know, kind of well-rounded. I mean basically the only thing I haven’t done is a nude scene and get paid a ton of money to be in a commercial. For a beer I don’t even drink. So this gave me the opportunity to basically do both of those things.
Yeah we were like days away from shooting and then they called and told me they didn’t have any money. It’s disappointing, you know, because I was really looking forward to the paycheck. So I’m like back to doing indie cred stuff, which is great. But can’t stuff indie cred down a male stripper’s g-string, you know what i’m saying?
I’ll just give you an endorsement right now, “Hi. Newcastle Brown Ale. The only beer that ever promised me a high-paying role in a BLEEP commercial and then backed out at the last BLEEP second like a bunch BLEEP.” Suck it. Suck it.
SUPER: No bollocks.