We need to talk about Thursday.
He’s been rubbing shoulders with the dreary midweek crew for too long.
He’s become the poster boy for soggy two-day-old leftovers and bad reality TV, served with a tall glass of boredom.
He lurks in the shadows of hump day. And hangs in limbo until badass Friday arrives.
The thing is, Thursday deserves more than that pathetic quagmire of midweek lethargy.
To be quite frank, he’s totally unique.
He’s not just another day ending in Y. Why? Because he’s the gateway day to the weekend. Business at the front. Party at the back.
He’s why you can almost taste freedom from the working week.
Remove the shackles from your ink-stained fingertips and find an antidote to stale air conditioning and the horrendous humming of florescent lighting.
Thursday’s the reason you can loosen your tie and hang out in the city a little longer.
Thursday’s the reason you can slide into Friday with the weight off your shoulders.
With that in mind, we’re coaxing out the carefree side of his personality. Shake things up with a few new moves and a “come hither” look in his eye.
We’re claiming him as ours. The city’s bright new star and promoting him to a better job title.
He’ll be come your pre-weekend treat. The Moorish entree to the main. An extra night of fun.
Come hang with Thursday. He’s open for business.
He’s been rubbing shoulders with the dreary midweek crew for too long.
He’s become the poster boy for soggy two-day-old leftovers and bad reality TV, served with a tall glass of boredom.
He lurks in the shadows of hump day. And hangs in limbo until badass Friday arrives.
The thing is, Thursday deserves more than that pathetic quagmire of midweek lethargy.
To be quite frank, he’s totally unique.
He’s not just another day ending in Y. Why? Because he’s the gateway day to the weekend. Business at the front. Party at the back.
He’s why you can almost taste freedom from the working week.
Remove the shackles from your ink-stained fingertips and find an antidote to stale air conditioning and the horrendous humming of florescent lighting.
Thursday’s the reason you can loosen your tie and hang out in the city a little longer.
Thursday’s the reason you can slide into Friday with the weight off your shoulders.
With that in mind, we’re coaxing out the carefree side of his personality. Shake things up with a few new moves and a “come hither” look in his eye.
We’re claiming him as ours. The city’s bright new star and promoting him to a better job title.
He’ll be come your pre-weekend treat. The Moorish entree to the main. An extra night of fun.
Come hang with Thursday. He’s open for business.