Visit Oslo, “Is It Even a City?”

I wouldn’t come here, to be honest. Olso’s just not ... I mean, is it even a city? Y’know, what I mean? Everything is just so available, y’know. There’s no exclusiveness. I grew up here. And I temporarily live here, unfortunately. I don’t understand why people go swimming in the middle of the city. It’s disgusting. Have you ever been to Istanbul? Oslo feels more like a village, maybe? I mean you walk around the corner, and you’re like, “Oh, there’s the prime minister.” You walk around the next corner, and you’re like “Oh, there’s the king.” I mean, you can just walk from one side of town to the other. In like 30 minutes. Try that in New York or Paris. Culture? I don’t know. If you don’t have to stand in line for at least a couple of hours, is it even worth seeing? It’s not exactly the Mona Lisa. Sometimes, I just walk right in off the streets and get a table. And I’m not even famous. I mean, what does that tell you? I think a city should be a little hard to get. It’s like a good relationship. It’s not supposed to be easy. SUPER: Visit Oslo