Leaders and citizens of Switzerland, this is a message from Sweden. We’re contacting you regarding our mutual problem. Yes, I’m talking about this. “The President’s Blooper—mixed up Sweden and Switzerland.” It’s time we make the distinction between our two nations as clear as day by deciding who talks about what.
Our proposition is as follows:
First of all, Switzerland gets to talk about banks. And Sweden gets to talk about sandbanks. Switzerland will focus on mountaintops. And Sweden will focus on rooftops. Switzerland gets to promote loud noises, such as yodeling. In return, Sweden gets silence. And a lack of yodeling.
LSD goes to Switzerland, because you invented that. And Sweden will get the Northern Lights. A different kind of surreal experience. Particle accelerators? That’s yours. And Sweden will get the opposite of acceleration: winding down.
Switzerland will focus on leather couture. And we’ll focus on contemporary fashion. Last but not least, Switzerland will offer luxury, including expensive watches. And Sweden will offer a different kind of luxury—like forgetting about time.
Switzerland, we are open to negotiation, but we believe that we need to end this confusion as soon as possible. Please see the full proposal and sign the agreement at visit Sweden dot com. Thank you.
Our proposition is as follows:
First of all, Switzerland gets to talk about banks. And Sweden gets to talk about sandbanks. Switzerland will focus on mountaintops. And Sweden will focus on rooftops. Switzerland gets to promote loud noises, such as yodeling. In return, Sweden gets silence. And a lack of yodeling.
LSD goes to Switzerland, because you invented that. And Sweden will get the Northern Lights. A different kind of surreal experience. Particle accelerators? That’s yours. And Sweden will get the opposite of acceleration: winding down.
Switzerland will focus on leather couture. And we’ll focus on contemporary fashion. Last but not least, Switzerland will offer luxury, including expensive watches. And Sweden will offer a different kind of luxury—like forgetting about time.
Switzerland, we are open to negotiation, but we believe that we need to end this confusion as soon as possible. Please see the full proposal and sign the agreement at visit Sweden dot com. Thank you.